" The family picture is on HIS desk: Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on HER desk: Hmm, her family will come before her career.
HIS desk is cluttered: He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
HER desk is cluttered: She's obviously a disorganized scatterbrain.
HE's talking with co-workers: He must be discussing the latest deal.
SHE's talking with co-workers: She must be gossiping.
HE's not at his desk: He must be at a meeting.
SHE's not at her desk: She must be in the ladies' room.
HE's not in the office: He's meeting customers.
SHE's not in the office: She must be out shopping.
SHE's not in the office: She must be out shopping.
HE's having lunch with the boss: He's on his way up.
SHE's having lunch with the boss: They must be having an affair.
The boss criticized HIM: He'll improve his performance.
The boss criticized HER: She'll be very upset.
HE got an unfair deal: Did he get angry?
SHE got an unfair deal: Did she cry?
HE's getting married: He'll get more settled.
SHE's getting married: She'll get pregnant and leave.
HE'S having a baby: He'll need a raise.
SHE'S having a baby: She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.
HE'S going on a business trip: It's good for his career.
SHE's going on a business trip: What does her husband say?
HE'S leaving for a better job: He recognizes a good opportunity.
SHE's leaving for a better job: Women are undependable. "
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