There are many stars in the sky, if you had one star, there wouldn't be any room to put it in the sky. Pointless, there is no room to have your own if you could, and you can't reach out and grab one. Getting close to the star it is a planet, a rock, gas ball, water, fire, whatever, but will you ever get a chance to get close? NO! The stars are there to taunt you! All these television shows, pictures and toys of space lets you dream, but you can never really set a physcially foot on it. Anyway, the story I'm about to tell you has nothing to do with the stars or space, but it is about a partical that could.
The partical that could, was a partical made by a mad dog (ooooo I got you there didn't I, you thought I was going to say mad scientist didn't you? HA.), this dog was mad with a worm sydrome. You see, a worm sydrome is very rare to catch, so rare, that you may say, "why, that's proposterous!", what happens to one when one gets the worm syndrome is that he, she, or it soon turns into a worm. What is a worm you say? A worm is a spineless little muscle with a mouth full of teeth and no eyes.Coming back to the dog, he was loosing his eye sight, and was seeing lights and patterns he's never seen before. He moved it with his thoughts, playing a game with it, then he moved all those lights and patterns and stuffed it into one little space and left it there. The dog could no longer see his surroundings, but now he could hear lights, smell feelings (more than he already could), and move underground.
"But what happened to his dog coat and paws?"
His fur coat and paws were abandoned on the ground, just like taking off a jacket, or when a hermit outgrows his shell. Except the dog -whom is now a worm- does not need another shell. At any rate, the ball of light the dog had created was just floatng in that same spot, without a purpose, and energy needs to be used, so it tangled and pulled, pushed and wiggled, and became something that looks like an eye floater. As this transformation was happening, a spaceship hovered silently above the ground and a long, thin, cold hand reached out and took it, then went off.
In the alien spaceship, NHOWD's dog thought it looked edible and chopped at it with his long drooping jaws and swallowed it whole. The dog was starting to grow long hairs all around itself. NHOWD saw this and panicked. He dropped his dog off in the mountains somewhere, getting the goop mess all over himself doing so becaus ehis dog did not want to leave. NHOWD cried large white tears all the way out into space. His tear drops fell onto the mountains and made it white.
The dog was now growing eyes, longer limbs, and a longer tail, but covered completely in fur that were a few inches long. This is a painful tranformation. The dog was covered in a clear goop, and the goop just kept forming and making a huge mess. When the dog was mobile again, she stood and ran as fast as she could, up the mountains, and to the highest peak and howled.
"What color was her fur?"
Well, it was transparent at first, then after spending her time in the water, under the sun, under the moon, her fur turned into all types of different shades and textures.
One day, she collasped, she was in so much pain she howled for three full nights. And in those nights, the sun never shined. The moon was sad and hid behind mountains. The snow no longer held and melted into oceans which spilt into smaller bodies we call lakes, rivers, and streams. She howled and three mini wolfs came out, she howled again and another came. She howled once more and a fleshy creature came, with hair only on top of its' head. This creature was born in complete darkness, with hair darker than the shadows. This creature is a strange creature, because he cooould stand upright and on four legs whenever he wanted to, for however long he wanted to. His brother and sisters could not stand on two legs for longer than a few moments.
And there you have it. Man was created by a dog, born from an alien dog that swallowed the creation and had five wolves and a human.
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